Paying the man outside the liquor store

So Joel just talked about those guys being paid to yell "HEY!" on street corners, but what about the guys getting paid to sit in a lawn chair across the sidewalk from the liquor store with their tape decks and their paper bag? Those guys must be raking it in.

And I'll bet our Puerto Rican neighbours behind us are getting paid to have their dog bark wildly at 7:00am SHARP every morning (but oddly, not this morning) and then ignoring it.

So how much am I going to get paid for yelling "SHUT UP!" at the top of my lungs out the window?