The Big Apple

Since moving to New York I've had friends call or write saying, "How's the Big Apple?" It's happened a few times, and I usually answer with, "Awesome" or something like that. Then they ask, "Why is it called the Big Apple?" and I have no answer.

So I decided to finally do some research. It isn't exactly concrete fact, but I figured I'd post it anyway so that I won't have to remember all this stuff and say it over the phone.

From what I've read, there are several answers to the question.

The most common response is that the term originated in the 1930's from jazz musicians who would refer to New York as the Big Apple. They would refer to New York in this way because it was the biggest, best, hippest, most enthusiastic and with all those attributes it was the most coveted place for them to play.

So how some random trumpet player came up with "Big Apple" isn't really certain. Although there is the thought that it may have come from the fact that there was a popular nightclub in Harlem called "The Big Apple." That makes sense too me.

The other story is that some newspaper writer in NY once heard some guys working in a stable who were so excited to come to New York where all the money was that they called it "The Big Apple." Maybe the horses ate apples, and they thought the apples would be bigger? I don't know, but the newspaper writer used it and it became a popular term.

So there you have it. More exciting trivia to come, including the origins of the I ♥ NY logo.

Note: The Big Apple (NYC) is not to be confused with the Big Apple, Colborne, Ontario.

Paying the man outside the liquor store

So Joel just talked about those guys being paid to yell "HEY!" on street corners, but what about the guys getting paid to sit in a lawn chair across the sidewalk from the liquor store with their tape decks and their paper bag? Those guys must be raking it in.

And I'll bet our Puerto Rican neighbours behind us are getting paid to have their dog bark wildly at 7:00am SHARP every morning (but oddly, not this morning) and then ignoring it.

So how much am I going to get paid for yelling "SHUT UP!" at the top of my lungs out the window?

The "Hey!" Guys

I was walking down the street the other day and I walked by an older man on the sidewalk who started yelling "Hey!" at someone across the street. At least it seemed like he was yelling at somebody, but I can't be totally sure.

I have a sneaking suspicion that Brooklyn has some organization of officials who pay men to stand around on the streets yelling "hey!" at people. It just happens that often. I think it helps to give Brooklyn that edginess it is known for, and the borough's committee wants to be sure to keep that whole attitude going.
Note: Photo not taken by me, otherwise I probably wouldn't be here to write this post.

Эащита от Қариеса (Cavity Protection)

I was looking for some toothpaste at the 99 cent Wonder store yesterday. I saw some Colgate for $1.09, one in English and another in some foreign, Cyrillic language, so I decided to buy that one. I thought I would share my toothpaste box with you today.


The woman at the cash was chewing a stick of licorice root.

Large amounts of licorice taken daily for a long time can cause a range of side effects from lethargy to quadriplegia (body paralysis). Do not over-consume licorice!

Monthly Anniversary Burrito Celebration

It's been one month and a day since we moved to Brooklyn and it's flown by. Chantal is really enjoying school and I am in the midst of a new series of paintings that I will be putting on my website shortly.

We celebrated our one month in Brooklyn by eating the spiciest burritos we've ever tasted, at a spot called Taco Chulo. Although it wasn't until later that we realized it had already been a month, we (I) have decided we will eat burritos at a different restaurant on our monthly anniversary every month until we run out of places to eat burritos (which isn't likely to happen in this neighborhood, let alone NYC). Chantal doesn't know it yet, and won't realize my plan until she reads this.
In other news, I snapped off a couple shots of these trees taking over a fence. These trees are on the way to our nutty grocery store where people are generally insane. I really enjoy these trees, I hope you do too.

Celebrity Sightings

I've had 3 celebrity sightings so far, although none of them have been in the past week (I've been busy, okay?)

Parker Posey, who was in the hilarious movie Best in Show:

Lauren Ambrose, from Six Feet Under:


And that loser from MTV Canada...who doesn't really count as a celebrity but who's counting? Joel told me to find a funny picture of this guy, but this is the first photo that came up, which means I guess the guy looks like an idiot in most pictures.



Apart from that, NYC and Parsons really suck.










Just kidding!

Parsons is awesome! NYC is cool except we don't have any money to eat at restaurants. The weather has cooled down considerably which bums me out because I really love being stickier than a Post-It note.



Now here are the celebrities I want to see in NYC:

Christian Bale:


Neil Gaiman:


And Avril Lavigne, so I can throw a piece of garbage at her:

In other news, Joel and I made a tortilla stack last night. It was insane!

Old versus New: Things Done Changed

I took a book out of the library earlier this week about my neighbhorhood, Williamsburg. It tells about how the area was formed and how it's developed over the years. It also includes some really neat, old photos of the streets and buildings around here. I went through the book and was able to find two photos that were taken about a minute from my apartment (plus 60-80 years).

I had a few photos left on my camera so I tried to shoot the same shot that was photographed decades ago to see how much things have changed. I think it's pretty interesting.

Take a look into the past (1929):

There's not much that looks familiar, if anything. However, in the original old photograph from 1929 you can see this building:
It may still standing down the street to the east of us, although in my updated photo it isn't visible. I do have a recent photo of it, not very detailed, but I liked the shot. I'm not sure if it's the same, but it looks somewhat similar:

Next up is the view from South 4th street and Union Avenue facing Meserole Street. Here is the before shot: And the after shot:

The only recognizable building in each photo is the brown building on the far left, everything else has changed pretty drastically. That's the Walgreens where I get my photos developed!
There are a few more locations I hope to compare with photographs and when I do I'll be sure to share them with you.

Air Pizza

I haven't visited this place yet, but I came across it while going for a little stroll the other day. I am very intrigued. If I'm ever in this area again with an empty stomach, I promise to try it out and let you all know if the pizza is as good as the sign.

Smells and Sounds

Brooklyn is an interesting place, and the sounds and smells add to its character.
Right now I'm listening to someone practicing their trumpet. He/she is just learning and I've been singing along to Old McDonald and other simple songs.

Walking down the street I can smell delicious pastries being baked.

All day long I heard Spanish people yelling and laughing and working at what sounds like an auto repair shop the next street over.

After smelling delicious pastries, I can smell dog poop for half a block, then fresh pizza, then stinky garbage, then the most amazing smelling pancakes and maple syrup. Then poop again.

There is an ice cream truck that hits the street when school's out and circles the neighborhood until 11pm sometimes. It has a nice variety of songs, too!

There is a baseball field right near our place and when there's a game on there are loud cheers in Spanish, the sound of the aluminum bats hitting the ball and the low rumbling of bass from someone's car stereo, likely double parked outside the field with people sitting on lawn chairs on the sidewalk.

And then more loud music from cars, and then Spanish music blasting from an apartment window. The hum of air conditioners. Couples yelling at each other and trains clicking along on the elevated platforms. Police sirens and helicopters and the flapping of pigeons wings. Dogs barking and fighting in our neighbor's backyard!

Thankfully we have well-insulated windows.

Governors Island

I'm incredibly intrigued by Governors Island. It's a little island off the southern shore of Manhattan that, from 1794 to 1996 served as a military base. Only in 2003 has it been opened up to the public. It has remained private for over two hundred years. That's pretty unbelievable. It's a lovely spot to go for a picnic, as the crowds are fewer than Central Park and it's very picturesque.

You can take the ferry there for free and it's free to roam around. The island is only open on weekends. The island has several Victorian and post-Colonial homes that are really pretty, and it has every building that a little town should have (theatre, library, gym, churches, etc.). The parklands are also very, very nice. It also has an 18th century fort and a "castle" (which was really another big fort made of stone). The place is incredible and it's crazy that it's been there for so long without really being on the general public's radar.

What happened in 1996 was that the Coast Guard (who was then occupying the island) returned it to the city and it basically sat in mothballs while everyone debated what to do with it. Giulianni apparently wanted to turn the island into a casino, which thankfully did not happen. In 2003 they decided to make it a national monument and open it up to public use. There is still a lot of restoration going on in the houses but it's unclear as to what their purpose will be.

There are hundreds of buldings on the island, and a good portion of those are 18th and 19th century. Joel and I were saddened when glancing into so many of them and seeing the plaster peeling away from the ceilings and walls, and also many interiors seem to be gutted. Several doors wore signs warning of aesbestos contamination and there were spiderwebs everywhere. I was very frustrated at one point because there were all these cool empty buildings just waiting to be explored and you couldn't get into ANY of them. Out of all those buildings, only 7 were open to the public. No one lives on the island any more, so most of those buildings are falling to ruin.
All I can say is that it's a tad depressing and a damn shame that Governors Island is sitting empty. I hope they hurry up and do something constructive with it before the historic buildings all fall to pieces. On the plus side, it's a great place to relax on a weekend. Aside from the helicopters flying overhead, you'd think you were in a quiet country town. But you really shouldn't go there...I want it all to myself.

This is the Governor's house; one of the oldest buildings on the island (18th century) and rumored to have an underground tunnel leading to Red Hook in Brooklyn. It would have been cool to actually SEE this...

This is the view of Manhattan from Governors Island. Scroll to the left and there's the Statue of Liberty.

Poll Answers

The first poll question that was posed on this blog was something like "What song did the name of this blog, Nothing's Equivalent, originate from?"

To those of you who selected "New York State of Mind" by Nas, you were correct! Nas is a New Yorker, born in the Queensbridge Houses located in Long Island City, Queens. With 3,143 units it is the largest public housing development in the United States. Marley Marl, MC Shan, Mobb Deep and Cormega are some other rappers who are from the 'Bridge. Not to mention Ron Artest, currently of the NBA's Sacramento Kings.

So, the title of our blog, Nothing's Equivalent comes from this lyric:

"Inhale deep like the words of my breath,
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
I lay puzzled as I backtrack to earlier times
Nothing's equivalent, to the New York state of mind."

The second question and answer: As of August 27th, the most pigeons I've seen on the wire outside my window is: 24.
Although two days ago I saw a record breaking 25!!! As of right now, there are four, how disappointing!!

Ane + Trou

A few days ago Joel, my mom and I went to the Museum of Natural History thinking we would go see their Mythical Creatures exhibit which I've heard from various sources is supposed to be really good. The museum goes by a donation admission system, meaning that you can give them $3.00 if you want (although they suggest $15). Well, my parade was seriously rained upon when we were told that the admission for the Mythical Creatures exhibit was $22.00 flat! I unfortunately cannot afford that so we couldn't go, and coupled with the extremely bitchy attitude of the EVERY museum employee we dealt with, my temper hit the roof. I forked over $5.00 reluctantly. I'm going to write a letter of complaint to the museum about their staff because they have some seriously condescending arseholes working for them. Here is a badge they could wear:

I thought I would have more to write than this, but apparently I've forgotten it all.

Before and After

The apartment set-up is complete. Here is what it looked like before:
And now:



Some said our all our "junk" would not fit into this apartment, well...fie! Showed you. Down with minimalism!
This is the entertainment section (it literally is just a section):
This is Joel's side of the room:
This is my side of the room
Kitchen before:
Kitchen now:




Bathroom now (I stenciled the columns):



Bedroom now:




This is my favourite corner, with the fairy I bought on the Cape,my Stephanie Pui-Min Law print that Joel had frame for my birthday and the stained glass lamp that my mom made:



So there it is. Now you know what a decent one-bedroom in Brooklyn looks like. Makes you want to move here, doesn't it?

Moving Day Photos

Here are a few photos from our moving process, from August 15th to the 16th.

Mike and my Dad loading up the truck in Ottawa.

A view from inside the truck on the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway.

My Dad taking a breather on the sidewalk.

The early stages of unloading the truck, before our movers came to save the day.

We're just about ready to unveil the before and after photos of the apartment itself, so check back soon for those photos, as well as plenty more! I still use film, so I can't post new photos until I finish a roll and get it developed. I'm just too old fashioned for up-to-the-minute blogging.