Buses in Brooklyn.

Taking the bus in Brooklyn is always interesting. Since getting from North to South in Brooklyn is rather difficult by subway, Joel and I have been forced to take the bus if we want to go to say, Prospect Park or the Brooklyn Museum.

Most the time buses stop traffic when they stop to pick up passengers because there is never enough room for them to pull over, due to all the parked cars parked in front of the bus stop. There are sometimes bus lanes (in downtown Brooklyn) but these are completely blocked by parked cars and therefore completely useless. Most of the time we find ourselves boarding the bus in the middle of the street. Very safe. This ain't no OC Transpo.

And since Brooklynites are rather fond of parking anywhere they damn well please, this causes problems for Brooklyn bus drivers. Last week, Joel and I took the bus to Prospect Park and along the way our bus came to a sudden halt. As we leaned forward we saw that the reason the bus had stopped was because there was a double-parked car in the middle of the road. The bus driver honked repeatedly but the car didn't move. Finally, the bus driver got out of the bus and went up the steps of an apartment building and yelled at an old man sitting there. The bus driver then returned to the bus and about five minutes later a guy came waltzing leisurely out of the building to the double-parked car, put some things in the trunk like he was in no hurry at all, and proceeded to move his car.




Today, again, we experienced a car completely blocking the path of the bus, but there was no getting out of the bus, just menacing honking from the bus driver and the car eventually moved.


Frankly, I think Brooklyn could profit from one of these buses:













Just get right over those double-parked cars!

Time - Life

I've had a couple of meetings/portfolio drop-offs at the Time-Life building at 1271 Avenue of the Americas (6th Avenue). It is an extension of Rockefeller Center and opened in 1959. It is a 48 story building with better security than some government buildings in Ottawa.
First, I have to scan my bag through an x-ray type device, like you find at an airport. Then the security guard tags my bag with a bright green sticker and sends me to the receptionist. The receptionist then calls the name of the person I'm there to see, gets confirmation that I have an appointment, and then prints out these little badges for me after seeing my identification. The badges come with fancy little plastic clips so I can clip them on my shirt. Notice that the badges are also color coded for different days.

After getting my clearance badge I can proceed to the security turnstiles. Once there, I show the security guard my driver's license so he can make sure it corresponds to my face and my badge, and then I can finally make may way to the appropriate bay of elevators.
If anyone ever managed to surpass all the security, they would still be stuck outside two sets of secure ID-card-activated doors once they arrived to the floor they were heading.

All this to drop off a portfolio!

O-Fresh

I posted a poll a little while ago asking "Who is the Best Brooklyn Rapper?"

After two weeks of the poll being open, I had an astounding 2 people (3 in total, but one vote was by me) answer the question.

I would like to thank those 2 people for reading our blog, and for pressing the button on their mouse to answer the poll question.

One of the answer options was a rapper named O-Fresh. Although he isn't actually from Brooklyn, he is living here. He is originally from Rhode Island I believe, and I found his music through MySpace. He sent a request to be a friend, and although I normally reject requests from bands, I actually decided to listen to his music and liked it. That is why I voted for him in the poll, "Who is the Best Brooklyn Rapper?" You may dispute and say Biggie or Jay-Z or Nas, but really, Biggie is dead, so he can't be, and Jay-Z and Nas are just getting old. O-Fresh is on the up and up!

He raps about my childhood, Nintendo and riding bikes. It's great lyrically, funny and not only that, but his music is really good. Great beats, good samples, production, overall, really good!

I am disappointed that I missed his show this past Saturday. I had it on my mental calendar for months and months. It was one of the many things that I was really looking forward to doing once I moved to Brooklyn. And I missed it!

Thankfully he has another show coming up on the 7th of November. I will be there, O-Fresh, I will be there.

If you're into hip hop, check out his site. He has a few tunes on there you can listen to and they are all great: http://www.o-fresh.com/ The photos posted here are from his website.

Wendy's America Conquers the World

Chantal and I headed to Prospect Park on Saturday for an afternoon of picnicking and enjoying the only forest left in all of Brooklyn. More on Prospect Park later, right now I want to talk about something even more important, and that is Wendy's. More specifically, Wendy's Frosty menu.

For years I have been a Frosty lover. It was the post-game snack after basketball games. My Dad would drive through the uh, drive-thru and I would always hope for a large, and he would get me a medium.

It was always a chocolate Frosty, until one magical evening this summer after beating my brother in a game of one on one in Cape Cod, we headed to Wendy's for the traditional Frosty treat.

I was treated to something even more special and nontraditional: a vanilla Frosty.
Yes, it was something new to behold.

Canada had not, and as of this post, still does not have the vanilla Frosty.

Then on Saturday, after picnicking on a delicious meal of pasta salad and chicken Caesar wraps, Chantal and I decided to treat ourselves to a Frosty. Little did we know, it would not be just any Frosty. I had a Frosty... with M&Ms!!! Chantal had a Frosty (vanilla) with Oreo Cookie crumbs!

They were fantastic, although a little too melty.

Sure, it's a blatant copy-cat effort of McDonald's' McFlurry, but I'm a Wendy's guy and this combines a Frosty with M&M's, so there.

The other thing I noticed on the menu that I didn't try, but will in the future, is the Wendy's Frosty Float!!! Whaaattt!! I know! I know! I couldn't believe it either. Eat that McDonald's.

7 World Trade Center

I had a portfolio meeting yesterday at 7 World Trade Center on the 29th floor.

I didn't realize it was rebuilt after the original buliding was destroyed on 9/11.

The original 7 WTC was 47 storeys tall and collapsed after being hit by debris and furthermore by fires that burned throughout the day.

The new 7 WTC began construction in 2002 and was completed in May of 2006. It is 52 storeys tall.
It felt a bit strange to be there. While I was waiting outside before the meeting I watched the construction at Ground Zero. There is still a staircase standing from one of the original towers. I think they may use it in the design of one of the new buildings or in its memorial area.

I was a bit confused by the elevators in the new building. I got in the elevator alone, and went to press the button for the 29th floor, when I saw there were no buttons. Anywhere! Except for the door open and door close buttons. The elevator took me straight to the 30th floor, but the doors didn't open. I pressed the door open button and the 30th floor was full of planks of wood and dry wall and looked like it was still under construction for office use or something.

It turns out you have to enter the floor number from outside the elevator. This system is designed to reduce elevator waiting and travel times.

Anyway, the building is being promoted as the safest skyscraper in the U.S.

Here are some other fun facts from Wikipedia:
  • According to Silverstein Properties, the owner of the building, it "will incorporate a host of life-safety enhancements that will become the prototype for new high-rise construction".

  • The building has 2 ft (60 cm) thick reinforced concrete and fireproofed elevator and stairway access shafts. The original building used only drywall to line these shafts.

  • The stairways are wider than in the original building to permit faster egress.
    Steel columns are encased in much thicker fire protection.

  • The building is also considered New York City's first "green" office tower, using 30% recycled steel. Rainwater is even collected and used to irrigate the park across the street and to cool the building.

This is a very similar view to what was out the window during my meeting. I didn't take this photo, but I wanted to.

P.S. The meeting went well.

iPod Shuttle

So, the other day Chantal and I were waiting at the subway platform for the 1 Train. We had just come from a movie, and it had been raining all day (see last post). Well, there was a nicely dressed man waiting with us on the platform. He was wearing a black suit, tie, the whole thing. Well, he dropped his umbrella, and the handle broke off. Chantal said, "Oh no!" I didn't think it was that big a deal, and the guy put the handle back on without any problems.

Well, then he said to us, "Can you watch for the train?" And then he jumped down onto the track.

I hadn't realized, but he had dropped a case off the platform onto the subway tracks below. It looked like one of those shaving kits you can get. We figured there must be something really important in there to jump onto a subway track for it. This specific subway line gives no indication of the arrival of the next train, so when he jumped on the track, the train really could have arrived in any second, and he would have only had a small amount of time to get back up.

Well, thankfully he made it with about a minute to spare. It was strange to see this guy down on the tracks.
When we got onto the train, he got into the same car. We watched intently to see what was worth getting hit by a train for.

Well, here is the answer:

Flash Flood

When it rains in New York, it really, really, really rains. Or maybe it rains as hard as it does in Ottawa, but the streets just retain the water better (or worse, really). New York just gets soaked when it rains. When it rains, it rains ALL day long. Broken umbrellas are trashed on the sidewalks or stuffed in garbage bins and there's often someone every couple blocks selling umbrellas to those unfortunate, soaking wet people.

Not that umbrellas really help either.
Here is a photo of Chantal standing in a puddle of water.

These puddles form at the edge of every street corner, all rushing to the drains and the sewers below. The puddles are so deep that when we were walking together to the subway I had to take a detour down the side street where the water level is lower and even then I still had to make a heroic leap to safety. I had to do that on at least 3 different streets.
I am going to buy a pair of rubber boots. It is the only way to go anywhere without getting drenched when it is raining.

New Yorkers and their yappy little dogs

Today I almost had my finger bitten off by a miniature something or other that sort of looked like a dog. The dog's owner proceeded to make excuses for the dog, unhooking its leash and explaining "now he's not on the leash so he doesn't have to protect himself". I really, REALLY do not care what her excuses were, the dog almost BIT MY FINGER OFF.

Joel and I were then informed by the cashier at the store that this woman was a "famous painter" (Amy Sillman) who sells her paintings for $100,000 apiece, in which case I wish the dog HAD bitten my finger off so I could have sued her ass. Hah.

A dog is a DOG, so train it.

(JOEL HERE: Also, when we got to the cash and were told the dog's owner makes $100,000 for her paintings, I told the cashier "Well, then I guess she can afford obedience lessons!" Zing!)

Hurricanes!

Chantal and I got a pamphlet in the mail last week about hurricanes in New York City.

A hurricane in NY could cause some pretty extensive damage due to all the highly developed and coastline. The pamphlet notes that if a major hurricane hit, it could put some parts of New York City under as much as 30 feet of water.

The pamphlet included tips on preparation and also included a map showing what zone we live in. According to the map, we are living in evacuation zone C, the green zone. It says about Zone C:
Residents in Zone C may experience storm surge flooding from a MAJOR (Category 3 & 4) hurricane making landfall just south of New York City. A major hurricane is unlikely in New York City, but not impossible.I should note that we are right on the cusp of a No Zone, in which we would not face a risk of storm surge flooding. Those in a No Zone region are advised to shelter in place.
We've got the pamphlet on our fridge, and will have to put together our "Go Bag" soon!
The Go Bag includes essentials required in case we have to evacuate our area. Hopefully we never have to use one!
In other news, Chantal is incredibly swamped with school work and is painting up a major storm! Thankfully, it doesn't warrant our having a Go Bag or having to evacuate. Although I'm sure she'd like to evacuate her Art History class if she could.
(P.S. Doesn't it bother you when people pronouce the word hurricane as a hurruh-kuhn? Well, it bothers me. Hurruh-KANE!!!)